Sometimes you just have to laugh!
“Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It’s kinda like being the guy on a date.” -Caroline Rhea
“When you’re in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.” – Portnoy, “Bloom County”
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx
“When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.”
“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.” – Jimmy Durante (One word, Michael, just one word….)
“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”
“After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
The happy couple at the top of the post? Click the pic to get to the larger version. Then right click them as set them as your background….they make an adorable wallpaper.
Make each moment with those you love count double,
~Joi
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